Sailing. I guess an accident

“D’un coup d’épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !”…
-- Oui, je disais cela !.. Le destin est railleur !..
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d’un coup de bûche !
C’est très bien. J’aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.

Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like “ok, that sounds legit”.

Gluttony

An undercover Corgi mission.

Happily.

It finally caught up to me

Lots of beans

Err… I don’t even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?

deleted by creator

I would not be the only one

I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.

After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity

Very quickly but likely quite painful

lol idk