Spite, that’s what your enemy’s want. Don’t give them the fucking satisfaction!

I want to outlive this shitty marriage I’m stuck in, sort out my finances, and take back my own life. I’m sick of being called a fucking cunt or accused of hiding money or all the shit he’s saying to me, none of which is true. He’s a malignant narcissist and I’m so tired of living like this.

all the meals you’ll miss.

all the movies you won’t see.

all the porn you’ll miss.

all the awkward conversations you won’t start on purpose with people stuck in really long elevator rides.

all the banks you won’t rob.

all the people you’ll never flip off for cutting you off.

all the drugs you won’t take.

all the reasons. life is wide and varied, tired of how your life is? be brave, get creative. but most of all

have fun.

edit: best elevator story I have. I was riding up a slow asf elevator at a friends apartment and this middle aged woman and her little poodle got on with me. she was making small talk with me and I asked her what breed her dog was. Some kind of poodle mini mix idk. I seriously looked up at her and told her when I lived in Vietnam my neighbors served me poodle. the taste was amazing, it practically melted in my mouth and went really well with the broth they had.

the look on her face was…disturbed. once I was done explaining the succulent meal she called me disgusting. I asked her why, everyone has had noodles at some point. she stood there, dumbfounded and said nothing to me before I got off.

awkward situations are like…the best to get you out of a negative space.

Because we need you to help make world a better place to live.

Plus you’ll miss cat videos.

Just about every single attempt to self-terminate stems from a systemic flaw or imbalance in the fragile human form. Pretty much always treatable. What seems logical now might seem silly later. Don’t let irrational mentality run your life or your death.

Also, there are people who oppose you. Fuck those people. Your life ending would benefit them, therefor you can never die.

A good cup of coffee.

There are so many ways to be a hero for those around you. Why end your life when you could dedicate your life to help those in need? When you feel at your lowest, remember that there is someone, right now, who wants to know and believe in you and who hopes that you could do your very best to help them and others.

This is intended to be motivating. Instead of leaving a hole in the world, you could become a role model for others.

Science, pancakes, art, philosophy, cats.

I think the Orville has a good way of putting it.

¡Think of the society that would crumble if everyone that was an impoverished wage slave ended their life! If even so much as a third to a fifth of the world’s population did it, everything would be ripping apart at the seams pretty quick.

You can always end it later, so stick around a little longer and see how things play out.

Spite

Food tastes good

Sunsets are awesome

Some people are worth being around

You might mess up the attempt and end up worse off than you are now

Religion might be right and you end up in the bad place

this is what your enemies would like to see. don’t have enemies? make some

My partner and dog would be sad.

I don’t have nearly enough credit card debt to annoy the cc companies when I die