seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month agoI am not a mothmidwest.socialimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1174arrow-down111
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minus-squareduckythescientist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month ago“I would love you more” Kiss her on the forehead. Leave the room before she processes what just happened.
minus-squareElvith Ma'for@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month ago„Wait, does that mean you’d love me more, if you could turn me on whenever you like? Can’t you turn me on now? Is it that complicated that you’d rather exchange me for a lamp?!“
“I would love you more”
Kiss her on the forehead.
Leave the room before she processes what just happened.
„Wait, does that mean you’d love me more, if you could turn me on whenever you like? Can’t you turn me on now? Is it that complicated that you’d rather exchange me for a lamp?!“