ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-23 months agoSLPT: Are you a listener, wr⋮ter or career? Start your day with a glลรธ of water, moɾn۱n𝚐 pa𝚐eธ and a 2h product𝘭vıty bꙫөɾper!plus-squarefiles.catbox.moeexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkSLPT: Are you a listener, wr⋮ter or career? Start your day with a glลรธ of water, moɾn۱n𝚐 pa𝚐eธ and a 2h product𝘭vıty bꙫөɾper!plus-squarefiles.catbox.moeChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 5 months agoSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squareDeestan@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoIf you're constipated and happen to have a vagina, you can press the back wall of your vagina with your thumb and squeeze the poop out like squeezing a tube of toothpaste.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf you're constipated and happen to have a vagina, you can press the back wall of your vagina with your thumb and squeeze the poop out like squeezing a tube of toothpaste.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · edit-28 months agoSLPT: You can make like 30-50% of your social circle think you're psychic (or just weirdly smart) by asking them to think of a number 1-10 and asking if it's 7.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: You can make like 30-50% of your social circle think you're psychic (or just weirdly smart) by asking them to think of a number 1-10 and asking if it's 7.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.works · edit-28 months agomessage-square0fedilink
alyth@lemmy.world · 9 months agoSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.alyth@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankSuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgkey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offCold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Experience world travel without needing to get off your couch by buying travel miles from your favorite airline!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Experience world travel without needing to get off your couch by buying travel miles from your favorite airline!plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
A_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldA_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freemessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freeDeestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 1 year agoSLPT If you want to help the working class, defend all politians as much as you can even when they go against everything you once fought for, that is how we get powerplus-squarearchive.todayexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkSLPT If you want to help the working class, defend all politians as much as you can even when they go against everything you once fought for, that is how we get powerplus-squarearchive.todayjimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT When holding a presentation, laugh out loud every few sentences. This creates a fun and relaxing atmosphere that captivates your audience.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT When holding a presentation, laugh out loud every few sentences. This creates a fun and relaxing atmosphere that captivates your audience.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · 1 year agoSLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
