[alt text:Text that says, “Girls only want one thing and it starts with a P and ends with an S”. Below the text is an image of Sean Astin as Samwise from the Lord of the Rings films.]
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Pockets
This is why I own so many pairs of scrub pants.
They ain’t cute, but you’ll get reliable pockets and comfy as fuck.
I thought it was ‘ponies’; yours is better.
Somewhere in my vast collection of notes, I have an alcohol-induced business plan, probably scribbled on a napkin — basically a company that sells sew-on pockets. Exclusively. One day …
Of course we need to get pockets, where else am I gonna put my pony?
My mind first went “pussy?” And then I was upset that the meme misspelled pussy. Then I realized I was wrong about everything ever.
It’s not the size that matters, it’s your cooking.
pspspspspspsps
Wait, sorry, that’s cats.
Meow, baby
What’s the difference?
Species.
Pumpkin spices!
Somebody mock up the boyfriend looking back meme but with the boyfriend as Tarantino, the girlfriend as Sam saying “Po Pay”, and the bottom left chick captioned “Toes”.
Filthy hobbitses.
Presents? Oh no, duh, portapotties!
Pesos ?
Puppies. I love puppies.
Pshawn Astins
