simply not a viable bill” for “fail[ing] to provide a solution to California Prop. 12.” That proposition prohibits the sale of veal, pork, and egg products by farm owners and operators who knowingly house animals “in a cruel manner.”

Waaah, waaaah, my profits. They’d end up having to pay their workers less so they don’t have to decrease their own salaries, those poor, poor CEOs. Also treat their animals marginally better but none of those people care about that…

If the donkeys won instead of the elephants, they’d have saved us from the big, bad, wolf.

LMFAO