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This kind of thing tends to happen when frugivorous apes attempt to eat meat for no reason.
Edit: the replies confirm that humans really are one chromosome away from Chimpanzees. Amazing.
Humans are omnivores.
Im glad I could clear that up for you.
You’ve really never encountered a biology textbook, huh?
It’s clear one of us hasn’t.
You’ve never really encountered this thing called cooking, huh?
True but I’d just like to sit and admire the word frugivorous for a moment
I’m a fan of fungivorous, it just seems like something a fun guy would say.
NatureDarwin finds a way.Your idiots were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should
Always feels weird when a city dweller like me, seems to have more common sense knowledge like this than people who literally hunt animals to eat.
sounds like the bear won in the end
Dam! 😨 What a bunch of morons.
Even in the Stone Age, Homo sapiens had learned to cook their food before eating it.
RFK Jr.‘s fans be wildin’
Also called “group suicide”.
Everyone is criticizing them, but you know what they say… some days ya eat the bar, some days, the bar eats you.
Relatives of the Goldilocks family had difficulty bearing the news.
Family stricken with rare brain worms after eating undercooked bear
Family stricken with rare brain worms after eating undercooked bear!!!
FFS
Sorry… What’s happening?
emphasis
And repetition. Plus redundancy.
Don’t forget the whatthefuckery
Is there enough time for any of them to get on the ballot?
No, sadly none of the worms survived the procedure.
Maybe RFK Jr could change his running mate?
The Worm Party.
Rare because cooking rare bear is rare.
Well done, dad.
Are they sure that’s the direction of causation? Because eating undercooked bear is the sort of behavior I’d expect from people who were already infected with brain worms.
lmao
edit: i was going to quote some interesting parts of the article, but, really, you should read it. it’s all interesting!
Trichinosis from bear isn’t much harder to get than salmonella from chicken.
It’s the same thing you get eatting undercooked pork. Only recently did the pork industry manage to get it mostly out of their herds so now the “recommended temp” to cook pork is dropping.
But it’s still very common in bears so you have to treat it like pork and cooked it to 165*
which sucks, I’d love to try a juicy rare black bear steak.
I’ve had some bear before. Smoked overnight, so essentially pasteurized. Was actually really good.
Same, that’s one of my favourite ways to eat it, basically if it’s a big enough whole muscle it gets ham-a-fied, the rest goes into grind for summer sausage and meatballs.
Have you tried Grindr? They’re out there, champ
I would expect that to lead to black bear sausage rather than steak.
Using the dating app for homosexual folks leads to black bear steak?
Yeah daddy gimme that juicy black bear meat
It leads to sexy fun time shenanigans with black bears, whether you eat steak during your sexy fun time shenanigans is up to you.
If you’re lucky! Wink
Well now I’m even hungrier…
See, I would expect people with brain worms to vote RFK
The “brainworm population” is under represented in modern politics.
Gerrymandering ruins everything lol
<glances at MAGAs>
Are you sure about that?
Rfk jr, the poster boy for “my brain was eaten by worms”
The health experts noted how tricky it can be to identify and diagnose these rare cases but flagged periorbital edema and the eosinophilia as being key clinical clues to the grizzly infections
Sounds unbearable 😮💨
Well what the fuck
“Minnesota and the CDC reported that the three hospitalized patients were treated with the anti-parasitic drug albendazole and recovered.”
Albendazole and mebendazole kill of intestinal parasites in the same way. They starve them of sugars for several hours. I bring both up just because it rings angry memories about US Healthcare. They typically work with a single dose treatment.
Mebendazole is a prescription pill in the US and despite having been made in around the early 1970’s and costing around 4 cents a pill to make, in the US, after getting a prescription, the pills are $250 a piece.
In most of the world, they are prescription free and you can pick up a 6 pack of them for like $12.
God bless America 😡 🇺🇸
The Kennedy’s?
What is the Kennedy? And what thing belonging to it are you referring to?
Oh, his bear?
His worm.