WDYM? This whole image is flat!
From this image it is obvious that the sun is a giant trampoline which the earth is bouncing on. Summer is at the bottom of the bounce, winter at the top.
That explains why the sun is so much bigger in summer. Most theories fail to cover this simple fact and just ignore it, gaslighting us into thinking the sun doesn’t change its size much during the year
This is a true innovation in science
Needs an ice wall to keep the sun from spilling over
All the sun soup
Looks kinda like an omelete
Why does noone support my 4d earth theory?
Cus it’s ridiculous. Earth is huge, you think it would fit in anything under 7 dimensions?
Time cube guy has your back
The sun is like how spheres are rendered in old games: just a flat texture that’s always facing toward the camera.
The sun is obviously way smaller than this, just look for yourself.
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The flat mars bar theory
Introducing the flat moon theory
The earth is a sphere, but we’re surrounded by a giant shell that makes us think there’s an outside universe. In truth, the outside is a dark void