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“You want tomato slices?”
“No! Whole tomatoes you can bite like an apple!”
“It even levitates. There is no pleasing you, Father.”
You wish now that our pizzas had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir brought 5-cheese pizza?
Nah. Boromir would have brought 5 four-cheese pizzas.
“That’s twenty cheeses total!”
“Father, that’s not how…”
“Twenty cheeses! Twenty!”
