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Mocha Joe is listed. That’s real? I prefer Latte Larry
this is referring to canned coffee drinks, not ground coffee sold in coffee cans …
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Point was, not everyone with coffee in their cabinet needs to start panicking.
Says you. If I drink enough coffee I will… coffee… panic, panic, did I leave my kids at the school overnight? Oh… no, thank God. No I didn’t, because they’re all grown and living 500 miles away now. Fuck… I did leave the burner on. Oh wait, no, it’s fine. That’s not my trailer, that’s my neighbor Francis’s trailer. And fuck him.
Oh, ig I didn’t even think about that. Didn’t mean to scare anyone!
Canned, already brewed coffee from a company called Snapchill.
Looking at their site, a 6-pack is $30… No thanks…
With those prices no wonder it’s fatal.
Wait what? How is that WAY more expensive than say beer which also has an extra tax?
I thought exactly the same…
Drink 2 of those a day and you’re up to pack a day smoker levels of frivalous spending! Then again, I’ve seen people drop that much on a glorified chocolate milk at Starbucks…
tbf, the coffee’s food poisoning seems to be more effective. You get what you pay for, as they say.
Direct link to the list: https://www.fda.gov/media/179493/download?attachment
It’s mostly all branded whitelabel coffee from Snapchill Coffee, not hundreds of different sources.
And the reward for checking out the official list? Knowledge of such a thing called Gay Awakening Coffee - Drag Bean.
Wonder whats happening with Rudy Giuliani’s coffee.
Already went under, so it’s either rotting in a warehouse, being sold at clearance prices, or already in a landfill.
How could he lie to me?!